A Ban on Gum Daggers?

They certainly have something going on over in Ol'Abama! I actually have links to prove my rants here but you probably won't believe it anyway, I didn't believe it either.

Illegal use of Sexual Devices

Like what? Weapons of Mass Pleasure? So what is so bad about having someone use their battery power for some serious relaxation? Here's to the facts: Alabama recently passed a law that makes it illegal to buy what the call sexual devices, like dildos, fake vaginas, blow-up dolls, you name it. Do they have a right to cut that deep into the personal life of their citizens? I think someone needs to have read of something that starts with We, the People… and smarten up. I mean what would you like to have more of, guys that romp the rubbermaid in the closet or more guys on the streets that molest your kids?

Return of the Mixed Salad

Yep, it looks like the good old days of broom, pie and cucumber are back again, at least in Alabama if they keep it up (no pun intended).

License to Grind

Maybe they just opt for a license that allows you to buy sexual aid machinery of some kind, by prescription (or subscription) for people with disabilities that otherwise can't have sex at all. Otherwise they get a problem with the No Child Left Behind Act or maybe that was the intention, since we're talking about Alabama here.

The links of pleasure: Wired article | Usa Today | Outside the Beltway

It isn't really surprising to hear such stories from a state where the majority of the population is related a wee bit to close to get married. Till something changes… if you live at the Belt, prepare to belt it unless there's a law against "immoral use of bodily functions" -- peace out.