Computer Wisdom
An excerpt from a forum site, more on the main link
Are Computers Male or Female?
From a Male Point of View
Result: Female
- No one but their creator understands their internal logic
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
- Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.
From a Female Point of view
Result: Male
- In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
- They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.
1 Comments:
Well, I'd say computers are decidedly and most definitely male.
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