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Friday, August 26, 2005

Computer Wisdom

An excerpt from a forum site, more on the main link

Are Computers Male or Female?

From a Male Point of View

Result: Female

  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval
  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.

From a Female Point of view

Result: Male

  1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
  2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
  4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

1 Comments:

Blogger Typegirl said...

Well, I'd say computers are decidedly and most definitely male.

8:40 AM, August 30, 2005  

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